DVD: Animation From Around The World

I picked up this DVD at Dollarama. It was nestled between all the shitty narrated children's book DVDs, and the 3-Crappy-70s-Movies-In-1 DVDs. Just from the title, I figured I'd find something at least remotely bizarre on it.

The DVD turned out to be a dollar well spent. It's FULL of bizarre shit!

According to the internet, this is actually a repackaged video originally called "The International Tournee of Animation: Volume 4." People have apparently paid $30-$40 for this thing on VHS, and here I picked it up in a dollar store.

I'm putting up two segments from this video. The first is a segment of moving blobs, narrated by a man and a woman having sex. Don't believe me? Watch it:



Before I get into the second video, I want you to take a good look at the back of the DVD case. Read it:



Unfortunately, I cannot put the second video on Youtube. If I do, it will get removed because it violates Youtube's terms due to the pumping sex action and big titties!

This isn't the only offensive piece on the DVD, there are a few others. This is just the most offensive one. Not only is it a bit creepy, it contains war, nutity, and sex - everything you'd want your children to see in a DVD from the dollar store!

It's about a 30M download. CLICK HERE TO GET IT!



And if you'd like to own a copy of this DVD but can't find it in your local dollar store, you can get it from Amazon.

Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy

Halloween is just around the corner! On my way to the thrift store, I was wondering what I could do for a halloween-based entry. The only thing that really popped into my mind was the multiple messages a psych patient left on my answering machine a few years ago.

As luck would have it, I found something a bit more Halloween-ish while browsing the videos. This one caught my eye for obvious reasons:



It's a 30 minute movie about a guy who eats bananas and decapitates a bunch of zombies. Other than that, I can't really figure out why he does these things, but the acting is the shits, the voice overdubs are poor and over-exaggerated, the blood looks like barbeque sauce, the cell phones are cheap kids toys, and, well, I could keep going on and on about how incredibly low-budget this movie is.

It's posted in three parts. I will also apologize, since the color-sync isn't all that great (it keeps flickering between color and black & white)

But regardless, enjoy it for what it is. A bunch of guys with no budget making a dumb movie:









If you enjoyed this movie, perhaps you may also enjoy Harry's full length movie which is available for purchase on Amazon.