Showing posts with label Art. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Art. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Home-Made Album Artwork

Many apologies for the lack of updates. Home renovations have been plentiful, and they've been keeping me busy and away from the computer. On the plus side, my house is looking better! Anyway, here's a nice quick entry for you to enjoy. I guarantee you'll enjoy it because there's no music in this one.

When most people burned a CD or record a tape, they just scribble the songs on the case or write something generic like "Good Mix" on it. But occasionally, some people will take some time and put work into the 'album cover' of their freshly-made mix. These works of art seem to be a bit scarce in the wild, but it's always a treat when you find one. Let's look at some...


Samantha's Birthday Mix

I picked up two of Samantha's CD in a freebie box at a yard sale. Why would she get rid of these? Samantha was very quick about making this cover, as she just wrote on a piece of paper and drew some balloons. A good chunk of the songs on this mix CD suck ass.


Mix CD #6

I'm assuming that this is also Samantha's CD since it was in the same freebie box. You may not be able to tell from the scan, but Samantha put a LOT of work into this one. It looks as if she printed out a bunch of pictures of herself and her friends, cut them out, glued them onto the paper, waited for it to dry, and then ran the collage back through the printer to print the track listing. I'm not sure if the same was done for the title, or if she wrote it with a marker.

I'm guess using Photoshop to make her collage was just too fucking difficult for her.


Geordie




Before Brian Johnson became the singer for AC/DC, he was in a band called Geordie. What we have here is Geordie's first two albums recorded onto an 8-track (the brand name is Eaton's Viking) and I'm only guessing that the picture glued onto the top of the tape (which was cut from a newspaper) is Brian Johnson. The name "Geordie" seems to be somewhat professionally printed onto either a label, or it was printed on the background paper with Scotch brand magic tape over top. The song listing on the back is hand-written.


Random artwork found on the ground

Okay, so this isn't an album cover, but it's been sitting in the 'queue box' for fucking ever. It's an original piece of pastel artwork, and I found it laying on the boulevard. I have no clue what the artist was trying to convey. Perhaps they have Parkinson's disease and they're only able to draw squiggly lines. Whatever the person's artistic handicap may be, this is an ugly piece of work. The artist's name seems to appear at the bottom right, but it's barely legible. I'd hang it on my wall if it didn't suck.

Well, that's it for this entry. If you're completely bummed out that there was no audio, then you can always download and listen to the radio broadcast I did with Kent Davies' radio show Amateur Hour where I played some of my favorites and not-so-favorites. I haven't listened to it myself yet, so I have no clue how stupid I sound on the radio. Regardless, we both agreed that it would not be my last appearance on his show. Unfortunately, it may not happen until at least November since I'll be Junq Touring across Manitoba, in search of foreign garbage that will grace the face of this blog.

(In case the radio broadcast link above goes tits up, you can download it here too.)

Sunday, December 13, 2009

A Picture Is Worth 1000 Words

...but only one word comes to mind when I look at this...



Stereotype.

(It's real name is "Lil' Dribbler")

I found this piece of trash in a box of videotapes that someone lovingly left out by the curb. There's some home videos in there, some of which will soon make their way to Youtube (after I've gone through them)

You'll get to see a bit of Winnipeg Culture (not sure if that's a good thing)

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Baby Torture

This has got to be one of the most evil things I've ever seen...



It's a wall picture of a vast amount of babies in clay plant pots, and they're down right pissed off about it. I don't blame them. I sure wouldn't be happy if someone took my clothes off and placed me in a cold pot.

The person who created this "art" is Anne Geddes. This woman is 'famous' for her photographs of babies, many of which consist of pictures of babies' bare butts. Because Anne Geddes is a woman, she can get away with this because it's art. If a MAN were to take these pictures, it would be child pornography and he'd end up in jail.

But this is worse than child pornography... it's child torture. Let's take a look at some of the victims:



This poor kid is the first one you notice in the picture because he's front and center. I really can't figure out what the selling point of this picture is, since this baby is the star of the show. What would it say about the person who bought it and hung it on their wall? Perhaps "I like torturing helpless humans."



The one in the front here desperately wants to get the fuck out of the pot, because if he doesn't get away from the screamer behind him, he's going to JOIN him.



While the one in front is crying because he's cold and potted, the one behind him has much, much bigger issues. Not only is he having a coniption from being cold, hungry, and trapped in a stupid pot, his parents gave him a fucking mohawk.

If you'd like to buy this sad picture for your infant torture chambre, you can buy the original for around $50 here.

Or you can just happen across a cheap knock-off like mine for five bucks.