Monday, January 10, 2011

World's Greatest Television Evangelists

If I ever need to find great examples of finger-pointing, all I have to do is look at the world of religion. So many people call themselves Christians, and seem to enjoy pointing their fingers at other Christians who aren't being Christian enough. All Christians seem to be professionals at what good Christian behavior is, and have no fear of pointing out Christians who behave wrongly.

Now that I've had my thought for the month, let me present to you one of the greatest Christian videos ever released...

The Blood & The Dead

Sounds like a horror film, doesn't it? The truth is, it's one of the greatest comedy films I've ever had the pleasure of watching! This videocassette contains some of the greatest moments in tel-evangelist history (aside from the Jimmy Swaggart mess). There are so many great and hilarious moments all brought together into a laughable documentary created by another Christian group who are probably jealous because of their piss-poor attendance levels. So, to draw in more members, why not show how every other church is wrong?

They probably didn't get permission to use these video clips in this fantastic video, but I don't really give a shit because this stuff is gold!

Now, watch these two videos and learn why you should abandon all religion and take up something with more purpose, like collecting Hummels...

1 comment:

Shattered Butterfly said...

Man, you might like this, check it out!