Monday, January 17, 2011

My New Camera!



Here's me playing with my new camera! I found it in the middle of the road. What surprises me is that it hadn't yet been crushed by a passing vehicle. It's a Sony Cybershot Model DSC-W210. You can buy one on Ebay for around $100.

So, I'm officially going to review this camera...


Pros:
- It was free!
- Carrying case smells like a woman's purse
- Charger cost me $4 (including shipping) from Ebay
- Came with pictures!

Cons:
- Camera is made by Sony
- Camera is pink
- Carrying case is purple
- Motorized lens cover needed lubricating
- Uses Sony's proprietary media card
- Came with Justin Bieber concert footage

I generally hate Sony products, but I don't mind FREE Sony products especially when I needed a new digital camera anyway. The pink doesn't bother me much, but I have to get a new case for it.

Anyway, you're not reading this post for my review on some crappy camera. You're here to see what's on the media card! Here's a few select pictures which I found interesting...


The purple camera case is in her left hand:
 


Camera case at another angle:



Humping a statue (can anyone name him?):



Baby boy wearing a bra:



Baby boy picking his nose:



Dead guy posing with bicycle:



Hideous woman with made-up tween:



Something for all you pedophiles (there was a whole series of these):



...and why Justin Bieber is NOT COOL:


I mean, look at him! He's wearing his purple baseball cap backwards while playing guitar inside a giant heart. If I were him, I'd jump my ass OUT of that heart and splatter myself onto the stage below. There is absolutely NOTHING more feminine than this! Give him a couple of years, and he's going to be a crack-smoking, washed-up has-been selling real estate. Enjoy the ride, Bieber! Your days are numbered...

5 comments:

H said...

What does a woman's purse smell like??

John said...

You have the coolest life. Or maybe the lamest life.

But definitely the coolest comments about whatever kind of life it is that you're living.

phoneyfresh said...

I know exactly what a woman's purse smells like. Great stuff man. I dig your blog a ton!

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Ecto-Glow said...

Dumb question, but did you post the camera as missing on craigslist first?

My current Camera, a Canon Powershot SD750 I found on a street corner in NYC. It was full of pictures of an Asian frat house, possibly NYU. anyways I posted some pics on craigslist and tried contacting some houses. After no luck I erased the card (after backing it up for my own pleasure) and use the camera to this day.