Friday, March 27, 2009

A Cassette For Women: Love Your Body

I'm feeling great today! My head is full of bumps, my nipples feel good, and I like to touch the fat on my hips.

The other day at the thrift store, I came across an interesting stack of cassettes. I picked out two titles that seemed the most interesting and bought them. They're hypnosis tapes that were created by a guy named Romane. Romane made it big a few years back with his 'Quit Smoking Through Hypnosis' seminar. The Allen Carr book I mentioned a few posts ago is cheaper than Romane's seminars, and it works well too.

Anyway, what initially caught my attention with these tapes was the warning "DO NOT PLAY WHILE DRIVING." I thought it was because of the hypnosis, but I was wrong. I would've crashed my truck from laughing if I had played this while driving! This particular tape is called "For Women: Love Your Body." To summarize, the guy tells the woman to get naked and touch herself.

There is a couple of problems I noticed with this tape though. First of all, I believe this tape would have been more effective had it been voiced by a female. Since it's a male, he just ends up sounding like a pervert. Second, the voice on this cassette seems to have been altered. If you look at the waveform in the below picture, you'll notice that everything below the zero line is clipping (lowest point of wave is cut off). However, everything above the zero line is fine, possibly a bit too small:

With the male voice being altered, the guy sounds like a creepy old pig getting off on talking about the woman's body.
CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO A CLIP! (edited down for length)

And of course if you'd like to buy this cassette or any of the other hypnosis cassettes that I left behind at the Thrift store, you can buy them HERE! Sorry, I think they're only available on CD now :(

UPDATE (03-30-2009):

I initially hosted this thing on youtube and it was removed. I'm not quite sure why the video was removed, but here's the reason I recieved:

The following video(s) from your account have been disabled for violation of the YouTube Community Guidelines:

* Creepy Male Hypnotist - (drbpony)

Your account has received one Community Guidelines warning strike, which will expire in six months. Additional violations may result in the temporary disabling of your ability to post content to YouTube and/or the termination of your account.

For your reference, a copy of this message has also been emailed to the address associated with this account.

The YouTube Team

Either it was removed for copyright infringement, or for nudity. I pulled this from the community guidelines which pretty much describes both the recording and the images:

YouTube is not for pornography or sexually explicit content. If this describes your video, even if it's a video of yourself, don't post it on YouTube.

Thanks to, the audio is back up!

1 comment:

DCSportsChick said...

Eeeewww. Who could listen to that and take it seriously?