Sunday, May 31, 2009

Why Pre-marial Sex Is Bad

Thank you for joining us at the Church of Classical Gas Emissions on another fine Sunday...

When I picked up this video at the thrift store, I figured it would be some early to mid 90s Christian teens discussing their vast knowledge of why pre-marital sex is bad. How wrong I was...

It's a video of Christians with bad 1980s hairstyles and clothes making random senseless statements about why it's bad to have sex before marriage.

...and then they will fuck.

So let's review why pre-marital sex is bad...

- ????
- ???
- Emotional Problems (??)
- ?????
- The Bible Says it's wrong

Got that? Good. Now OBEY!

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