Bastard Mickey's Magical Junk Shop

So I finally went ahead and built a webshop. Actually, I've been building it for the past 8 years or so. Finally, I feel that I have enough readers to actually warrant posting a link to it. I don't make much money from this stuff, but I like creating it! I figured if I'm going to put any kind of ads on my blog, they should be my own ads!

Bastard Mickey has generously volunteered to be my official mascot. Actually, he didn't volunteer, I forced him to do it by threatening to mail him to Disneyland, so they can dissect and analyze him to see who actually manufactured him (because it sure as hell wasn't Disney!)

Anyway, let's showcase some of my products, shall we? Take a look at this quality shit!!!


The "Push My Button" button!


The Henrietta Ugly Mug!


Postcards from Mars!


A bumper sticker with shameful promotion on it!

There's more junk, but you'll have to go look at it yourself. You can either slam your mouse pointer on Bastard Mickey in the sidebar, or you can simply click on this link:

http://www.cafepress.com/classicalgasemissions

Remember, Christmas is just around the corner! Better buy some of this stuff before it's too late!

Or don't buy anything and hurt Bastard Mickey's feelings.