Golden Car Songs - Camp Song Favorites
All your favorite driving songs are here such as "Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends", "Pizza with Cheese", "The Cat Came Back", and "Kumbaya". There is absolutely nothing car-ish about this album. I honestly think that the group performing this is called "Golden Car Songs" which is a pretty dumb name. If I ever have a band, I'm going to call it "I Recorded This In My Shower and I Peed In There Too". It's one of those cassettes that you would rather NOT have playing in your car because it's annoyingly terrible like all children's entertainment that came out in the 1990s.
At least you get a song about killing bees.
Listen to Baby Bumblebee
From The Heart - Country Gospel Vol. 1
Apparently drummers are not allowed in this band, and a mixer wasn't allowed in the studio (if you can call the place this was recorded in a "studio". Without a drummer, the band simply cannot keep time, although some of the lousy bands I've reviewed that have a drummer couldn't keep time either.
This is mainly a collection of gospel covers (that doesn't deserve a vol. 2) and one original song. Guess which one I've included for your listening displeasure? Answer: The song about premature ejaculation.
Listen to Surely I Come Quickly
Valley Mennonite Academy Choir - The Lord Is Watching Over Me
Apparently, the Lord is a baa baa black sheep standing in his heaven full of dandelions. He watches over you to make sure that you don't taint his name and his children by recording any satanic Cyndi Lauper onto this beautiful Chromium Dioxide cassette.
It's all gospel songs sung by gospel children. The backing band is a Casio of the oom-pah variety and the children singing are only mildly annoying to listen to.
Listen to God's Love
We are now heading to Portage La Prairie which is our final destination. Hopefully it's open for more than ten minutes (unlike last year).
3 comments:
Hello! Random question... would you be willing to sell that Golden Car Songs cassette tape? I've been looking for it for years, and your blog post is apparently the only place the internet has ever heard of this tape. Thank you!
I have no problem selling the cassette. Feel free to send me an email which you can find in my profile.
Great bllog
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